Sent to me by a former USMC officer. If the revolution in Egypt succeeded using these sorts of body armor and helmets, the U.S. military budget can certainly be cut dramatically and billions in savings achieved. And, since some of the helmet material double as rations, costs are further reduced. Email Secretary of Defense Gates. Some of the savings might even be used for health, social programs, and education.
So just to outline here these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament.
I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard military kit:
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| A late 80s boxhat. The bloke next to him doesnt appear too sure of its effectiveness, but looks like he wants one of these dashing headgear models for his personal wardrobe. |
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| A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Vintage designer solution- and the chicks dig it. |
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| I'm not sure that the tuna filet he is about to lob is going to cause too much destruction. Showing an old school 60s flower power broken bucket helmet. I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see. Does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things? |
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| Textbook Wizard of Oz look sauce pan hat with lifejacket combo. His gear says he does not take ANY CRAP FROM ANYONE!! |
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| I have no idea what this is, but the woodsy, mushroom look makes it great for the outdoors. |
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And the winner by 100 miles.... This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll scotch-taped to his forehead. I’d definitely want to be behind him if someone starts shooting. If only to pick up the pieces. |
